Canada Puck
Traveling to Canada this summer, need a little info...?
1) Is Anne Murray still alive, and if so, is she single?
2) Which waterslide / amusement park does Bryan Adams work at now?
3) Will I get hit by a hockey puck?
thanks
I guess I never fully appreciated it, but Snowbird really is a perfect little pop song, isn't it? And kinda melancholy, too.
Yes, Anne Murray is still alive and excited to finally meet you. She may not be single, but she is a swinger and wants you to join her man-harem of boy toys.
Contrary to popular belief, Bryan Adams is working at a ski resort servicing rich women who have been stuck in the 80's. Its quite a lucrative enterprise.
Finally, yes you will get hit by a hockey puck, then most likely trampled by a heard of wild moose and one baby zebra.
Remember, everything goes better with Maple Syrup, wear it proud, wear it often.
I hope this helps.
D.
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